badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Chat I think I’m getting a bit parasocial with my friends

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

I’m sitting in my friends bedroom and he turns on the lights and I’m like “hey how are you its been a while” and theyre like “who the fuck are you get out of my house” and im like damn did they not get the message i scrawled in blood on the front of their house that says “i love you”. Anyway sadly I return back behind the wardrobe so I can listen to them breath

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  I leave them teeth so they can get money from the tooth fairy

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