I’m sitting in my friends bedroom and he turns on the lights and I’m like “hey how are you its been a while” and theyre like “who the fuck are you get out of my house” and im like damn did they not get the message i scrawled in blood on the front of their house that says “i love you”. Anyway sadly I return back behind the wardrobe so I can listen to them breath
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Sounds like they don’t appreciate all the emotional labor you’re putting into the friendship 💅🏻 Kill their parakeet
What if instead of poltergeist it was polterguys and it was just for the fellas?
Change it to poultryguys where we just eat hot wings and I’m in
Remember to leave them treats under their pillow
I leave them teeth so they can get money from the tooth fairy
