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  • XiaCobolt [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    12 hours ago

    Yes I’m an old-money heiress, which isn’t that woke, but if you read the background lore, after meeting Castro I decided I’m going to use the money to fund communist guerillas in 3rd world nations (it’s the 1960s BTW) and my dastardly Nazi-Collaborating cousins have arranged the kidnapping to get the pin number for the deposit box in the Swiss Bank.