Why do most Alaskans wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it’s too damn cold out tide!
Why do most Alaskans wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it’s too damn cold out tide!
This is your car on drugs!


“Well doggies, Ain’t that something!”
~Jed Clampett~

“Y’all got any more of that catnip!”
This Futher Mucker is nucking futs!