It’s 100% accurate. But just in case, could you have the map on you when you go around licking things? The resultant news article will be way funnier that way.

Point of interest, they didn’t all die. They still exist in a few places and private plantations, but they can’t be grown on an industrial scale any more.

I want to try one someday. What could it cost, ten dollars?

Cows?

Anyone dumb enough to believe my post is an excuse for that isn’t someone I have any influence over or accept any responsibility for anyway. I’m not fixing the world here on Lemmy, but I’m not setting it on fire either. Anyone so lost is unreachable and I’m not wasting time lamenting their lack of self reflection or critical thinking.

No it doesn’t.

That goes without saying.

I mean… before I judge… just how big of an asshole was the kid being?

I’m a parent of five, and there are days I want to toss my own to the crocodiles.

IT people hate computers.

IT people hate users. IT people hate other IT people. We’re just a surly lot.