Get one now… Their prices are set to quadruple because of data center contracts.

Did technical debt write this?

This? Right here?

Is what human interaction is SUPPOSED to be like.

It’s a good idea for a slogan, but it won’t resonate with Americans, because they’re culturally fine with dead kids.

Just as long as they don’t die before birth.

Don’t forget to add a .ass file for your subtitles.