Philly may grease poles ahead of the Super Bowl. Eagles fans don’t care
"Many cities brace for rowdy celebrations after a major sports win. But in Philadelphia, one safety precaution has turned into something of a rallying cry - or a dare: greasing the poles.
For the uninitiated, that means using paint rollers to apply biodegradable gear oil to lamp posts and other structures, in order to keep fans from scaling them."
Not a crime, why would they need gloves?
The grease sucks
As in the poles are greased? Is that a thing?
https://www.npr.org/2023/02/10/1155664859/philly-greasing-poles-super-bowl-eagles-fans
Philly may grease poles ahead of the Super Bowl. Eagles fans don’t care
"Many cities brace for rowdy celebrations after a major sports win. But in Philadelphia, one safety precaution has turned into something of a rallying cry - or a dare: greasing the poles.
For the uninitiated, that means using paint rollers to apply biodegradable gear oil to lamp posts and other structures, in order to keep fans from scaling them."
You’ve never worn gloves for anything but crimes? How do you clean? Fuck off with your ‘nothing to hide’ bullshit. What’s the best boot seasoning?
No one ever employ this user in medicine or food service.
pretty sure this counts as destruction of “public” property