So Rorschach’s new version would be something like “Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. Great clown Orville is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.’ Man asks, ‘What about Pagliacci?’ Doctor says, ‘Pagiliacci? Could not name more suckass clown.’ Man is speechless. Doctor continues, ‘Just downright dogshit of a clown.’”