I’m safe!
I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I’m functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.
But, what happens when you get reported? 😬
You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area
That sounds great! I really like queer spaces, even if i don’t really fit in.
I consider myself to be bi even though I’m functionally gay, so I feel kinship with you. You’re in the clear!
I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
You will be judged by a jury of your queers
Well damn. I’ll be a good citizen and go self-report myself, do i get a good plea deal this way?
sorry, you get to go to the gay gulags with the rest of your kind
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even though this is a joke, it still feels wrong to say 😖
What is happening at the Gay gulags? Are we forced to mine Gaysapphium in the Homoerotic Mines?
“do i get a good plea deal this way?”
Yeah, you can wiggle it down to a thorough spanking and being a house slave for a weekend.
i remember seeing a version on R%ddit that claims H#ts will be shot on sight
Straights will be shot with HRT to make them gay.
Reject modernity embrace tradition: It ain’t pride unless its a riot to remind the straights what liberty looks like
Damn, discriminating against people with depression.
Is it gay to like women?
if you like them in a gay way yes
