if u gave me 2 years where my only job was “learn 1-2 languages” u bet ur ass i’m speaking way better than that 2 year old. i’d probably be at B2/C1 conversational ability. toddler is speaking at A1 at BEST. what a loser
You can do anything when someone else responsible for every single aspect of your life up to and including wiping your ass
So all I need to learn Mandarin is suck titties and get my ass wiped?
You also probably need to throw up a lot and wake up a bunch through the night. Getting pushed around in a little stroller might help too
Tbh that’s kinda valid. I’ve never thought about it that way. Good post (derogatory)
This is literally true. Not a badpost
I wake up mad and I got to bed madder because I’m thinking about how fuckin’ stupid babies are.
Have you considered that the baby isn’t even trying?
They are, that’s why they babble. Meanwhile I’m coming out the gate swinging by saying whole words like “ni hao” and “shukran.” #pwned again, baby needs to get on my level 😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥
Toddler might be a better at speaking two languages but guess who doesn’t have a bedtime and can eat pizza for breakfast if he wants to? Toddlers in shambles.
So real tbh. Babies get all the credit
Them toddling, me walking. We are not the same.
Given how many hours it takes to learn most languages on average you might unironically have a point.
