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People will just talk shit about women for the crime of Scrooge McDuckin’ a bathtub full of Benjamins.
Because it’s unhygienic
fr. no way I’d ever expose my private bits to cash (id wear underwear at least)
I would like some of this money, how do obtain?
Step 1: have a rich parent
Alternative step 1: steal from a rich person
Hmm… Hey, I have a great idea for an app you should invest in, it runs a lightweight AI agent on your phone that uses your social media presence to build a profile of your preferences and then uses that to make informed crypto trades that align with your moral values. Total moneymaker. Gib $ pls.
(this is how theft works now, right?)
Yes, unironically.
alternative 1 sends you to jail
but what actually works sucks
alternative 2: steal from a lot of poor person
It’s called a job application
In this economy? Yeah, right
Well, it’s better than nothing.
Nnnnah, that sounds incredibly tedious…
Do you take credit cards?
they’re too dense and wouldn’t be fluffy like cash😔
You can always use an ATM 🤷♂️
Yayyy
what is the context behind being naked in a bathtub in this situation
some people are into paper cuts, you know
manual money laundring
