SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
[two different people are being portrayed side by side]
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives
[portrait of a smiling woman in overalls]
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta
Son of a previous dictator
Went to jail for corruption
Wants to sterilize natives
[portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear]
Temporary results (98% ballots counted):
[Gabriela] 49.9999%
[Diego] 50.0001%


So unrealistic, the dictator would win by a way bigger margin. I’m from the Caribbean so I should know.
its usually 97% fuck if I know why
rookie numbers, Putin got way over 100% in some districts
Do you use torrents? Because if so, gasp! Found a real one!
I’ve been torrenting stuff since 20 years ago, LOL.
Cool. Stay safe and watch out for ninjas.