SOUTH AMERICAN ELECTIONS
[two different people are being portrayed side by side]
Gabriela Rosa Sympatica
Elementary school teacher
Beloved by her community
Wants to improve lives
[portrait of a smiling woman in overalls]
Diego Hitlerio de la Junta
Son of a previous dictator
Went to jail for corruption
Wants to sterilize natives
[portrait of a frowning nasty looking character in military gear]
Temporary results (98% ballots counted):
[Gabriela] 49.9999%
[Diego] 50.0001%


It’s not just Peru, this dynamic is across Latin America.
As a Brazilian, can confirm, fucking idiots elected Bolsonaro back in 2018 and nearly reelected him in 2022, which led to a coup attempt in Jan 8, 2023. Bozo is being judged, but one of his sons might run for president this year and, despite a very obvious case of “asking for money from a corrupt friend”, he’s still the leading right-wing candidate. Of course, Brazil being Brazil, there are 3 other right-wing candidates that are exactly the same in nearly everything to bozo, but under a different name.