badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

I'm a crimefighter

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

I ensure none of my friends can commit any major crimes by explaining in great detail how to commit those and get away easily in our group chat

This way if they are ever a suspect the police can easily prove premeditation and most likely find other evidence once they know the MO

I didn’t mean to do it, sorry

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The best way to prevent crime is to ensure the perpetrator isn’t caught
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  That’s why I give advice for crimes my friends might commit only f2f

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