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minus-squareneutronbumblebee@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·8 days agoAlso diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here’s a dollar. Plus discount’s for multiple asteroid fragments.
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·8 days agoJupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·8 days agoI mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 days agoThat guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
minus-squareNocturnalMorning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoThat ruins the joke tho.
Also diverting comets away from Earth, or towards it. Your welcome and here’s a dollar. Plus discount’s for multiple asteroid fragments.
Jupiter is like the bouncer to club earth where he tells feisty comets “NOT ON THE LIST.” Sometimes the comets sneak him 50 dollars and the comet gets to blow up dinosaurs and stuff though.
I mean in this economy we all need a side gig. Honestly kinda gotta respect the hustle.
That guy is lucky the dinosaurs didn’t sue him for the Chisxulub incident.
That ruins the joke tho.