In a civil complaint filed May 26 in Manhattan Supreme Court, Yvette Hinds describes the sandwich that took her out as having contained “contaminants, poisons, toxins, parasites, bacteria, germs and/or organisms which would and did cause various serious personal injuries.”
🎶 All the food is poison
🎶 All the food is poison!


She’s lucky she didn’t end up with a case of Limp Lip
Seriously though, we’re going to end up with 1920’s Upton Sinclair levels of food fuckery and miraculous snake oils
NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES
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