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Being stressed out by the world is unhealthy. Withdrawing from reality to avoid that stress is also unhealthy. The fuck am I supposed to do move to another planet? In this economy?
I would love to unsubscribe from the economy
I’m getting close to unsubscribing from life. Fuck this stupid bullshit.
Gargoyles are water features. So unless you want to be installed at the end of a gutter and vomit water, I recommend becoming a grotesque instead.
Ok, wow, this just made me realize that “gargle” and “gargoyle” share the same “mouth/throat water” origin. Mind blown.
And the Spanish word for throat is garganta
One of my favorite fun facts is that the proper name for a Gothic grotesque that is purely decorative is hunky punk
Patient: “Uh, there are systemic reasons I can’t avoid stress, doc.”
Doctor: (Dusts off hands) “Well, my job is done here!”
Who wants to be decorative anyway?
Gollum with his bros.
Sadly. No one wants to hire a hermit to live in their garden these days.
Grotesque
Quits job and retires early
“You told me to avoid stress…”
Until your meager savings runs out and now the stress level is 100x what it was before
lol y’all have savings?
What do you think the pennies in the jar are for?
Entertainment budget. Every day I walk down to the tracks, retrieve the smushed penny from yesterday, admire it for a moment and set another one on the rails
I am too garsh darned broke to friggin’ swear.
To punish myself for swearing too much
Hey, copper prices are going up, that’s an investment!
not for long at this rate
Definitely not enough at this rate.
I love all these YouTube videos, health gurus and influencers encouraging me to sleep a full eight hours.
Y’all motherfuckers have never had children, have you?
Christ. My son has a cough, and he crawled up into our bed last night. Spent hours coughing directly into my ear, slapping me with flailing hands, and crying for milk (which he then rejected after it was offered).
I am in an absolute haze this morning.
That’s rough, buddy.
Or worked hospitality. These fuckers have never done an AFD or a clopen
Love the word “clopen”. It’s a terrible word and it gets the point across perfectly.
You don’t even get to finish “close” before you’re already opening. There’s no hyphen or breath time in-between.
It’s all just mashed together, rushed, and stressful, just like the shift it describes.
I mean that’s totally on you. Like it’s so obvious beforehand that u are not gonna get a lot of sleep once u have children. People nowadays really don’t think things through, do they.
The name fits your attitude perfectly :D
Go to bed at 9PM, that should work out to around 8h even with kids getting up early and a few interruptions during the night. That worked for us at least when the kids were still infants/toddlers.
what about people on 2nd or 3rd shift
I dont think I’ve ever heard of 2nd and 3rd shift, Pippin
Not all kids sleep a regular schedule, despite their parents’ best efforts. I work with neurodivergent kids and every day there’s inevitably some kid who woke up at 4am, or didn’t fall asleep until midnight, or both.
My niece and nephew have perfectly regular sleep schedules. As in their sleep schedules are super consistent.
Is it “regular” like “regular people have it”? Fuck no!
But their schedule is like clockwork with it’s regularity.
Wake up at 4am, full of energy until 4pm, unconscious until 8pm, wide awake until midnight, asleep until 4am, repeat. They’re 10 now and I really hope they get a job someday that let’s them keep that kind of schedule because it works so well for them.
EDIT: I should clarify though that their schedule is almost perfectly at odds with my brother’s (their dad) schedule.
No if course they don’t, neither did ours (youngest still doesn’t consistently at 7yo)…both our kids are ND. Key for us is division of responsibilities. One has them in the evening/night, the other takes mornings. Switch around however it fits your everyday schedule requirements. One can covee afternoons if adult naps are needed as well.
This still allows for pretty consistently getting a decent amount of sleep. If you’re a single parent, then yeah it’s fucked.
Same doctors also started to call teeth “cosmetic only” once they realized they could make a shitton of money from the organs people use to eat.
The only way for me to avoid stress would be suicide and even then there would probably be some cunt in the afterlife like "nah, nah, nah no rest yet, because you are here early you have to work off the remaining years you should have been alive and then we’ll talk about interests, oh wait that’s kinda like it is now…
Stress of dissappointing people who may care.
With a username like that, your worries are completely reasonable.
She could try not doomscrolling and blasting herself with horrible news and opinions from crazy people on social media for a start
Reminder that every sizable company in the attention economy retains amongst its employees individuals who have the academic and professional background to fine tune their systems to make and keep a vice grip on the attention of it’s users/victims, regardless of the negative effects it has on the micro level for an individual victim, or the macro level on society as a whole.
On top of that, most of us only get
meaningfulsubstantial social interaction at work, if that.Just “quitting all social media” is tougher than it sounds because deep down humans want to interact with each other, but we often can’t! And aside from algorithms, lots of stuff sucks right now, so that’s what people are talking about. And that’s before we bring algorithms into the equation.
The Internet used to be this wonderful place to reach out and meet other human beings from anywhere, and make friends, and share, and be connected to those other people without being stuck in 100°F heat and traffic or airlines. It was a digital “third place” for humanity to hang out.
And now the main 'net is an unholy, ravenous corporate homunculus that wears the skin of that third place.
We’re still mostly physically isolated from the rest of our species unless it’s an unpleasant obligation, but the “people” are harder to find amongst all the shapeshifting shills, ads, propagandists, and most of all, bots.
Lemmy has none of those algorithms, and a lot of the articles and posts bum me the heck out, badly, but I still feel the urge to visit because outside of work and my overworked family and busy friends on wacky schedules, I too, am isolated.
Just move to Stardew Valley bro.
Quit my job and moved to the woods and a survival for dummies book.
I dissociate via video games. Shapez2 has gotten it’s hooks in me.
