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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

I spotted the Chinese ANTIFA agents pouring the algae into the reflecting pool and they saw me in the bushes taking pictures of them so I ran back home really fucking fast and I think I lost 'em.

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I spotted the Chinese ANTIFA agents pouring the algae into the reflecting pool and they saw me in the bushes taking pictures of them so I ran back home really fucking fast and I think I lost 'em.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

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I’m in my basement hiding behind the dryer and I hear a dog barking. Vros please pray they don’t find me.

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