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They tried to eat fricking bike seat, man. Also I admire they even thought about giraffe. lol
You don’t know what that seat said about the birds mother! (Prob nothing, it’s an inanimate object.)
The giraffe thing is just a kink, don’t judge :).
Seems like they like thighs. :)
I can’t believe this is a real animal. I won’t.
Or a pigeon, capybara, giraffe or tasty human baby
pelcan mouth perfec t size to put baby in to nap! inside very soft and comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in pelican mouth. put baby in pelican mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good shape and support for baby neck weak of big baby head. apelican mouth yes a place for baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican.
Heheheh was waiting for that
They will try to see if you fit as well, just shamelessly be like “oops, guess I can’t swallow you, have a nice day then!” Waddles away
Rare correct use of POV
The “can do” attitude, because they aren’t named Pelicannot.
or a small/medium sized bird, or a rat, or anything that will fit really
Or anything that doesn’t. You never know until you try.
“I wonder how I can measure the dimensions of a solid object of irregular shape?”
The humble calipers:
I remember reading a comment years ago about a box of kittens and a pelican…
looking deeper in that mouth is… concerning.
That revelation is shared by pretty much everything that’s had that sudden experience. Most of them lived, it would seem.
I don’t like that cartoon pelicans at always jolly and relaxed, whilst everything I have seen about them is that they are just massive assholes
Or maybe a capybara.
Or maybe a newborn human child.
Freind berd. Very nice and camfy.
That is the strangest looking horse
Damn, I kinda want a poster of that to hang in my bathroom, right across from the toilet.
And I definitely want a decent quality copy of the original pic lol
Nah a school will just see the beak close
