grapefruits are really a testament to how white people can’t have nice things (i’m going to assume they were created by whites because, just look at them)

you start with a pomelo, the most fragrant delicious fruit, big as a toddler’s head, and you say “I wish this fruit was smaller, less fragrant and had less meat. also I want to eat it with a spoon because i have no idea what i’m doing with my life. i know, let’s crossbreed pomelos with oranges, to make something worse than either”