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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

alright Hexbear, hit or stand?

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alright Hexbear, hit or stand?

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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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    Stay

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      that’s a soft 20. house wins. would you like to play another hand?

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        do me next

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          Soft 13 vs. dealer 7, would you like to hit? soft 13 seemed to run well for the dealer last hand

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            hit

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              wait hang on that’s not 21 that’s a soft 12 would you like to hit?

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                (that’s actually a hard 12 because the A is now valued at 1)

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                  listen man it’s my first day as a dealer catgirl-cry

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                    tips a red chip

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                hit

                • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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                  player busts :(

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                    😩

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        the dealer should not have hit that. Soft 17 may or may not be hit based on table rules, but if the dealer has soft 18 they will always stand (house wins either way just helping you out for your dealer test)

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          Security, we got a fucking nerd here telling our dealers how to play, kick his ass

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            shows badge I’m actually an inspector with the gaming commission, I’m shutting this operation down!

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          I put the cards down in the wrong order. It was a soft 13 when the dealer hit

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            oh woops yeah new cards usually go on the other side

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