…don’t quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Have a nice butt
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
… eat ass.
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'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin’ ADD.
“Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one.”
ADD has made us superheros!
… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Use Lemmy.
Very good at IT
… learn from my mistakes.
'm not in the Epstein files
Maybe I’m not perfect, but at least when I’m done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don’t just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
I get what you mean. But. Since I have become a parent I have realized that not all of these incidents are simply inconsiderate. Sometimes mistakes are made in desperation.
am getting help
Ate breakfast today
Shit. I knew I was forgetting something lol explains my day, though






