• lime!@feddit.nu
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    2 days ago

    idk, one is a neat freak and the other never showers, just spends all their time high with the dog?

    …maybe they’re lesbians too

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      not every wook is a lesbian. i think. i’m enby and have a wife and a lesbian game night and maybe they’re waiting for my egg to crack or something.

      i used to deny i was one, but i’m 4 musicians short of my inappropriate grateful dead tribute church choir (i already have 9 musicians! so excited! now we just need instruments! and someone who is better than me at arranging music because i am so not ready for show)that i’ve been dreaming of putting together so like… am i really not a wook?

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        Yes, hello, I’d like to sign up for the grateful dead tribute choir. We can just sing all the jammy bits so I think we can get past needing instruments and I can bring my ukulele I never learned play, it won’t hold a tune but 3 more members and we can make some omelettes

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          so like, you don’t need an instrument i can get those, but if you can read music and are in the san francisco bay area

          dear gods i have worked with too many people who can’t read music. not in the one i put together myself. if you’re in the bay area and can’t read music and are still down, let’s figure out getting you reading music

          i may have mentioned somewhere my instrument costs as much as a house and i don’t have one. it’s a choir of those. this thing is going to be expensive as fuck and i don’t want to jinx it but i maaaay have found a wealthy sponsor who owns a few.

          in all my life, of the hundreds of people who play it, i have met two people who own these instruments. i am not one of them. we never get to practice during summer. i slowly go insane every year between Litha and Mabon. and i was already pretty far gone come solstice.

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              if i can ever get this off the ground (and i may need some help from my professional musician’s association because i think the current instrument cost total is around… what’s 75k per instrument (i never said it was a good house just a house) times 13 players?) i’ll let you know.

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                I’m all ears. I can’t wait to find out what instrument costs 75 k. I hope it’s plastic surgery. Also where are the 75k houses cuz I don’t even think you can get trailers for that.

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                    Yeah but that doesn’t really count as a house, like abode sure, but a house has gotta be fixed and have like infrastructure.