You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today because Mel Brooks would sue your ass
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You couldn’t make blazing saddles today, because as soon as you handed the script to a producer, he would look at you and say " this is just blazing saddles, You crossed out Mel brooks’s name and scribbled in your own"
You couldn’t make blazing saddles today because Gene Wilder is already dead, and I don’t think that he sold his likeness for use in AI.
You couldn’t make blazing saddles today, because a story about the stupidity and prejudice of small town America would be considered woke.
You couldn’t make blazing saddles today because people would assume that the governor was a thinly veiled Trump stand-in.
Also, you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles back then even, unless you’re Mel fucking Brooks. You have to be REALLY smart and good at comedy to be able to pull off a movie like that.
you couldn’t make blazing saddles today because one of the main characters is black (DEI)
People just don’t laugh at farts anymore
But imagine i said it with a half-smoked cigar in my mouth
it would be a much better movie if they stopped insisting on riding horses everywhere, just use a car dumbasses
Nevermind that shit, here comes Mungo!






