Explaining a livestock parasite epidemic to Americans:

Imagine a more expensive burger

When you install Ableton, you’re being ableist

The only good thing to come out of the Satanic Panic was when people figured out that if you play Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” backwards, it vaguely sounds like Freddie Mercury is telling you to “start to smoke marijuana”

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Poindexter implies the existence of Poinsinister