I used to live quite close to that toilet, or rather where the toilet is supposed to be. The one in the film was a studio set and the betting shop its filmed in was in Glasgow. Also round the corner from the gunner Which is another Irvine Welsh favourite.

Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn’t refer to it as either “wreck the hoose juice” or “the devil’s ribena”. Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.

Nah, it’s fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.

Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

I have a can of green paint and a puerile sense of humour.

I prefer ultra rosa

As far as I’m aware the following titles have still not been claimed:

Sex with Pinochet

Sex with Mao

Sex with pol pot

Sex with Gaddafi

Sex with Idi Amin

Sex with Keir Starmer