FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“To commemorate your ‘success’ in destroying the Iranian nuclear weapon program, we are overjoyed to present this Demon Core trophy made entirely (except the gold paint to hide it) of U-235!”

Oh hey, an excuse to needlessly recycle this image

“Sir! I do not understand our objectives. How does aimlessly hovering around within enemy attack range help the war effort, Sir?!”

‘Frankly, that’s above your paygrade soldier, but I can assure you it is vital to our mission! Now strap in and commence operation Specious Standard!’

“I don’t define it at all. I don’t think about it. I just do what I have to do,”

“…it’s called the state of No Mind. You just do things without ever planning for or thinking about them. It’s great!”

PS quality work on the graphic, what with the text skewed properly and all

shit, at least Mr. Burns’ provided nuclear power as an alternative instead of coal

Obviously there are variables at play, but does anyone know how much energy production $700million of solar panels in the desert somewhere would generate?

“We recognize that risk is inherent to technology development and innovation, ​viewing it as a critical learning process essential to fulfilling our Department’s mandate to embrace risk, break things, and deliver capabilities at speed and scale.”

Hey, two outta three ain’t bad!