KoboldKomrade [he/him]

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Cake day: April 29th, 2021

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  • I cant/dont believe it, but if it somehow is true that Trump called the UK PM and told him to sit and he sat it might be the funniest shit ever. Like it would be such an easy W to turn it around and “be strong” on Trump/American dominance. Can still frame it as “I’m willing to work with America, but the UK people will decide not Americans.” Bunch of libs here would respectfully nod. Like you couldn’t ask for an easier poll boost.

    If he rolls over, the UK is so over cooked, they’re officially a part of Anglo cuisine.




  • If you earned a million dollars every second, it would still take you (nearly) 12 days to equal his wealth.

    If you earned a million every year, for a million years, you would have 1 trillion. 1 million years ago hominids had just figured out routine use of firemaking/keeping. Neanderthals had yet to develop. Human “behavioral modernity” is still around 900,000 years away.

    If you earned a “more reasonable” 100k a year, it would take 10 million years. 10 million years ago is around the time humans, chimps, and bonobos split from gorrilas. The chimp-human divergance is ~2 million years away.

    If you are more of a biblical literalist and the earth is ~6000 years old: You would need to earn over 166,000,000 every year from the time big G rested on sunday till now to earn the same amount.