True! Mine’s probably getting to the point where replacement should be considered.

People in Netherlands commonly ride heavy, non aerodynamic bikes that would make the long, fast, hilly commutes we do in my city a fucking nightmare and at that slow speed you could see why someone would think not wearing a helmet was a chill move. I’ve, of course seen someone get their foot stuck in a pedal strap at a full stop, fall over and crack their head on a sidewalk, so there is no situation I would consider safe without a helmet on a bike.

I just hook it onto my bike lock in a way that someone would have to cut the strap to get it off. Bike thieves are generally not the type to wear or care about helmets and someone who wants a helmet that bad either wouldn’t cut it or they can fucking have it.

And of course, get a new one and destroy that thing so no one else wears it thinking they’re safe. In a perfect world you wouldn’t have to say it but this is far from a perfect world.

Or a pedophile!

Good. Fuck honeybees, they’re invasive here.

Just let him not know, damn.

The whole “never forget” thing was just for justifying their fascist forever war against the wrong people to steal their oil.