Lovely_sombrero [he/him]

You are doing “we are out of the woods” in an election that is basically 50/50?

Looks like a new round of USIS attacks on Iran is starting very soon. B52 bombers are reported to be in the air.

The bank is real soft now! Maybe they should consider using their other valuable investments as collateral for a loan, like WeWork!

…What? LMAO

CENTCOM says that US strikes on Iran have begun.

US oil draw for last week;

• Crude -9.1MM
• Gasoline -1.2MM
• Distillates +1.3MM
• Cushing -1.1MM
• SPR -7.9MM

Cushing could soon hit tank bottom, that could cause some fun logistics chaos.

What if the heli just did that?

The US has quietly deployed 82nd Airborne paratroopers to Israel, per deployment order leaked to me.

The deployment is tied to new US-Israel joint contingency plans for seizing Kharg Island and carving out coastal territory inside Iran.

People like when number go up.

Please don’t say in the news that I’m not in charge.

I kind of like this statement, it is establishing the “Israeli ceasefire” standard against Israel. We can hit you, but you aren’t allowed to hit back or we respond much harder.

Unofficial information about Operation True Promise 5 was false, we got Operartion Mini Promise instead. It was a clear warning and a sign of confidence from Iran. Israel is surely already crying to Trump.

I’m seeing rumors that Operation True Promise 5 might start soon-ish, but nothing so specific from the official or even semi-official Iranian channels yet.

Many such cases!

People were worried about AMOC weakening data, but it turns out that AMOC has remained static since 2026. Crisis averted!

A lot of farms usually use too much fertilizer, so this probably won’t be such a bad thing for 2026 on its own, but extreme temperatures and some weather insanity might make the fertilizer issue irrelevant. I remember seeing a twitter post bragging about some “innovation in farming” in Iowa and it was just a contraption for blowing dirt around lmao.

Good news: Bitcoin is down ~25% in the last 30 days.

Bad news: As more hard data from the actual ENSO region comes in, predictive models are still mostly in agreement that this El Nino will be huge. As you can see, we just entered into a mild El Nino weeks ago.

The float of public shares is still very low (5%) and there are a lot of Elon Musk piggies out there, so it is hard to say!