Sounds like your standard creepypasta alright. That kind of thing always seems like it best suits an anthology series, shorter episodes that just have fun with the spoopy atmosphere and can hint at more without having to strain the concept.
Hm, I just want the very obvious idea of an SCP X-Files. I’ll happily watch a 40 minute episode about a steam-powered photocopier that only produces images of butts when you try to do normal copies - but NEVER try to photocopy your own butt. 20 minutes of wading through buttprints to secure the target, 20 minutes of designing a massive concrete block and dropping it inside.
(and yeah there was Warehouse 13, but it was such an obvious and cheap ripoff of Warehouse 23 - itself a good ripoff of Indiana Jones - that I can’t like it)
“Let me run, as long as you take care of me, I’ll take over the “leftist” appeal and since I’m a nazi war criminal it’ll help us try to ruin it with the population.”