I’m not paid to lure people into the woods or sea! Who said that?
SeductiveTortoise
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Cake day: July 16th, 2025
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I’ve been chased twice by cows here in Germany, not a single time by a bear or a shark.
Coincidence? I don’t think so!
OH YEAH? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A DONKEY? GO AWAY!
😭😭😭
I’m on them, but they keep trotting away at a slow pace 😐