I saw a conspiracy theory that said we used to live on Mars but we polluted it so much that, to survive, we had to send a rocket with two children to the next planet, called Earth. Then everyone died.
The children’s names were Adam and Eve.
I saw a conspiracy theory that said we used to live on Mars but we polluted it so much that, to survive, we had to send a rocket with two children to the next planet, called Earth. Then everyone died.
The children’s names were Adam and Eve.


SPEAK LOUDER, I CAN’T HEAR YOU


They should have just gone to the bathroom at Mar-A-Largo.
Lots of reading material there.


I vote to burn Moscow anyway.
WHAT, Ukraine is a dictatorship for now? He’s a lot nicer than I would ever be.


When you say “operating in the Channel” what operation does a warship DO???
Other than war.


War is best served COLD.
That negates the entire biblical story too.