It’s easy to fix that

Methanol, probably.

The two things that influence a hangover are dehydration and the methanol content of the alcohol

But is it any good tho

Injections

Ok, microsoft excel

That or the dog fucks you. Depends what you’re into

It’s more furries/catgirls/puppygirls than strictly queer, but yeah.

A puppygirl is a girl with the personality of a puppy, usually someone who’s into wearing dog ears and a tail.

Available in any gender!

Hm. Fair, but is Oglaf a Calvin and Hobbes or an xkcd?

This looks like calvin and hobbes, but it reads like xkcd