TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]

Elon Musk basically issued magic tokens he himself created, with no future obligations like with bonds

Not only he did that, now he has essentially forced every single person in the market who invests in an index fund or any kind of collective tracker to have to include spacex shares in their portfolio, ballooning the stock price, and leaving a lot of pension funds and private retirement accounts to hold the bag the started dropping when he was forced to buy Twitter.

This is so Ed Zitron, and it makes so much sense.

Chicken chaserrrrrr

At least they could’ve imagined weed gets cut with oregano or sthing else that’s green lmao.

Lol that’s fair, they’re a bop. It’s just hilarious that with so many currently globally-famous acts from North America like Bad Bunny they chose to go for the Mexican equivalent of The Eagles.

Maná!? Why? The most Mexican boomer dad coded opening ceremony.