That panel discussion on “The Uses and Misuses of Badposting for Life” that was just ninety minutes of the participants saying “Peepee” “Poopoo” at each other really set the tone. I thought it was awfully good but the owl sitting next to me found it positively terrible.
Can’t believe Dave won an election
Glad you mentioned it here - I should have emphasized that I’m more active on acabeanis.edu
Security was pretty tight thanks to the protest made up of our FBI monitors, who alternated between weeping uncontrollably and begging us to get better material.
Good question. I am not a lawyer, but federal obstruction of justice laws are ridiculously overpowered. Didn’t they get Martha Stewart on lying to the feds about insider trading, but couldn’t manage to actually convict her for insider trading?
Here’s the law, and the relevant section:
Destruction or Removal of Property To Prevent Seizure.-Whoever, before, during, or after any search for or seizure of property by any person authorized to make such search or seizure, knowingly destroys, damages, wastes, disposes of, transfers, or otherwise takes any action, or knowingly attempts to destroy, damage, waste, dispose of, transfer, or otherwise take any action, for the purpose of preventing or impairing the Government’s lawful authority to take such property into its custody or control or to continue holding such property under its lawful custody and control, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.
So if they knew they were being investigated, they might be fucked, even if they were engaging in routine op-sec and not only didn’t delete anything incriminating but didn’t participate in any (real or imagined) crimes?
Badposts hold up half the site
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Not quite gormless but very far from gormful
Have the world’s gamblers figured out how to bet on next-single-vote-tallied parleys in Peruvian elections yet? Can we find a way to take their money before this is certified?
Huh.
Maxwell and Borgenson first met in 2013 at the Arctic Circle Assembly in Reykjavik. They were married in 2016 and kept the marriage a secret from the public and even Maxwell’s family for some time until it was revealed publicly in 2020, when Borgenson tried to free Maxwell from custody by paying $28.5 million in bail, according to court papers.
The only mention of Borgenson in Epstein’s emails isn’t actually from Epstein’s emails. (The “to” and “from” are blank and the date is after Jeff’s death; it’s from a law enforcement document.) :
Maxwell’s boyfriend, Scott Borgenson, lives in Manchester By the Sea, MA, we spoke with the PD and they were in contact with him earlier in August. Maxwell was with him but left after all the media scrutiny. The PD has a good relationship with him. We are tracking a cell phone we believe belongs to Maxwell, we just subpoena’ d for subscriber info., I will keep you posted.
Gormless
LeBron James, with some regard for human life!
Norm Macdonald: “In Connecticut, where I live, a local sheriff’s election was decided by two votes. Two votes! Wow! So if I’d voted, it still wouldn’t have mattered!”
What if instead of poltergeist it was polterguys and it was just for the fellas?
You’re a no-good lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier.