week 14 of “what if it was the strait of…” jokes

what if it was the strait of war-lose?

also water facilities, certainly

“Recent inflation has been really sticky, but incomes are not going up,” Abbey added. “So that’s what makes us think this is going to be a massive, massive market.”

all my assets would be liquid, tho

i don’t think they’ve actually claimed it was piloted by ai, that part i made up

shotguns

well personally i don’t invest in the full guns, only the stocks

no they definitely got whisked away to safety by an uncrewed rescue drone boat that was piloted by ai so no humans can actually confirm any of this happened but trust me they’re definitely alive now stop asking questions