damn, but do I really want to be on Grindr? It feels like I’d end up sorting through a lot of dick pics just to find the few cool transfems

I am really curious as to how the code references femboys, does every line end in :3?

This image is a joke, but this actually happened to me once. Was very confused as to why a delivery was taking so long, especially since the place I ordered from wasn’t too far from me. Turns out the driver was planning to deliver mine last on their way back to their store, but got hit.

I didn’t have to go retrieve my order from the wreckage though, just had to make the trek out to the store and leave an extra large tip for the driver.

Look if you’re gonna date any creature that can raise temperatures to an unsafe level and you’re not wearing a cloak of fire resistance or taking a daily potion of fire resistance, I think that’s on you.

Yes that includes you fire elemental fuckers too.