Oh no, that’s a separate treatment: salamander larvae. Fortunately they cohabitate with tadpoles quite harmoniously.

Tadpoles.

The ensuing frog plague upon the capital would be a nice little bonus.

No experience with pineapples, but when a plant starts looking like this it’s often either too much or too little watering. Does the pot have an unobscured drain hole in the bottom? How did you choose a once-every-three-days watering cycle? (That sounds insufficient for outside growing this time of year to me.)

Please see my edit.

Nope, that’s multilingual or polyglot.

Edit: I’m not here to comment on the bi/pan debate, and do not intend for my comment to extend to that debate. But the definition of “bilingual” (the subject of the question I’m answering) seems to be extremely clear on its specificity. From Merriam-Webster:

1: having or expressed in two languages

a bilingual document

an officially bilingual nation

2: using or able to use two languages especially with equal fluency

bilingual in English and Japanese

3: of or relating to bilingual education

god in the machine: It’s just… I thought that “the big three” would be building up to something else…