Wow. Something is going wrong in whatever recruitment process there is…

Perhaps yall can invite the interviewer for a visit or walk-through of the day-to-day activities, so they can ask more relevant questions and explain the job better instead of sending you so many unfit hires.

I just lounge around in a bathrobe made of towel material until something forces me to put on actual clothes. Doesn’t stick to skin at all, and every point of contact just means getting drier.

Showering to have someplace to wail along to my music with the water drowning out my pitchiness and letting me pretend no one else can hear.

Do a reading challenge with your pupils over the semester, or summer or other break to read more than you, and let them do something harmless but embarrassing to you if they win (like decide what hat or shirt you’ll wear to graduation or the next parent/teacher conference).

Every book you finish you get to go on a date with your wife to talk about the book (and more).

Sounds like you only read the headline of rule one and not the explanation. You need to click on the rule, because it’s a link (that’s why the text is blue).

It’ll lead you to this which explains what being a party pooper means in this community/context: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/4051762.

Everyone can have a bad day and respond too quickly or with anger. You made a mistake, and broke the one rule of the community. Try to be gracious about it, and you’ll be met with grace, I promise.

am very aware of my weaknesses.