Is that what’s happening to me? I’m not a time traveller?

Get the magnetic ones you stick on the fridge, and a magnetic pen. And get a business binder for work, the kind that holds yellow legal pads. Then you always look like you have your shit together even if you forget to make the list.

This sounds like a classic alcoholic. Or substance abuse.

Oh wow, katamari damacy has unexpectedly entered the chat.