it would be just like the end of Tommy Boy or Firefly or any number of other liberal fantasies where all you have to do is broadcast the bad guy admitting his crimes. then the cops show up and arrest him and the system fixes itself!

Israel “claims” they were denied access to the full text of the Iran-US MoU agreement.

PS: This is a lie. They have full access.

AryJeay calling bs

I ate Clippy to consume his power

Fox News reported that five people had been taken into custody, according to unnamed US officials, with investigators identifying 23 people in a “potential network of plotters” who allegedly communicated in a Signal group chat.

we’re gonna find out that the other 18 members of the chat were all undercover law enforcement and came up with the plans. Whitmer II Electric Boogaloo

just keep a close eye out for anybody named 戈尔巴乔夫

the actor who played Jack Kelly (Andrew Friedman) also played a printer company owner in BCS

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Nurul_Amin_Shah_Alam

EDIT: https://investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/blind-refugee-abandoned-by-border-patrol-is-dead/

the natopedia doesn’t have his picture because it would humanize him too much

was listening to some 2019 vintage recently where the three of them are all shitting on how bad Biden is doing in the primary and how senile he already is

So will this be the push utilities need to finally change the way utilities pay for infrastructure?

oh sure, in America public opinion usually wins out over the desires of the rich and powerful, right?

[phone rings]

“Is… is Nordstream 2 there?”

“Not in the way that you mean.”

torn apart by wild dogs

nooze™

US population is closer to 340 mil

it’s amazing how incurious and incapable of analysis the top tier of journalists are. you have to be a special brand of thickheaded to get to the heights of national journalism because anybody who can rub two neurons together gets weeded out

we all deride the idea of joining the military to change it from the inside but what about joining to become a really sloppy aircraft mechanic?

I gotta go back to 2017 Chapo and find the episode where Matt Christman compares Trump’s imagined ejaculation to frosting just sort of oozing out of a piping bag