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REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA MENTIONED

Use a timer and take a picture with the back camera standing further away, or use a regular flat mirror.

The front camera has a smaller focal length, which makes facial features look different and usually leads to a less flattering picture.

I am living in an extra large box.

It’s a nice big house with a TV VCR.

Rats are eating all my earthly possessions.

I called the pledge drive. I got the suicide hotline.

I woke up this morning, my temperature high. “I’ll never buy nothing again,” I lied.