sictransitgloria [she/her]

The eject button on the B-52 would shoot some of the crew downwards

if I were designing the plane, I would make it so it would shoot them all upwards. how much money do you think I could get from the US MIC for this idea

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a B-52 crashed in California killing all 8 crew onboard

https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/us-air-force-b-52-bomber-crashes-after-takeoff-edwards-air-force-base-says-2026-06-15/

I guess they forgot to press the big red EJECT button