can i get the kebab puréed or does that cost extra?
i had my teeth removed for…reasons

best i can do is a spleen

you know, i’m something of a rejuvenator myself

this guy gets it

over 200 years actually, secret subterranean cum vats were constructed in the late 1700s which later became the foundation for the US Capitol Bldg in ~1792

yeh, i prefer the lack of clicks encouraging more genuine interaction

*ereader test post

yeh, i prefer the lack of clicks encouraging more genuine interaction

ereader test comment
*editing comment doesn’t work on ereader

we could downclick this whole time?!!

yeah!

*in animals with monocular vision, eyes are positioned on opposite sides of the head

par for the course

ima victim blame on this one

thanks for creating monocular vision content!

thanks for making if you’re not exploitation-maxxing you’re doing it wrong content!

typical

i miss craigslist personals

i’ll have the milk-plus thanks

THEY DON’T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO

you can tell it’s silenus and not some generic satyr due to the lack of a permanent, exaggerated erection

TMYK

'tis quite the earworm

walkin’ the mobilek walk
talkin’ the mobilek talk
suckin’ the mobilek data plan