Theseus here is “the hot guy” with the “End Apartheid” shirt, come to free the slaves trapped in the labyrinth, but because he’s no longer a prince, but a wage earner, Ariadne and Daedalus (with his ball of string / rope) can’t help him.

holy shit lol i thought at first you were just shitposting but when i got to this part i literally went

(also does anyone know the emoji code we have for this i couldn’t find it)