That’s a great idea for a new video game. These days, you have to be inclusive or whatever it’s called now.

What if there was tony hawking and he was standing in the market square yelling about his various wares.

There are days where I think back to an edgelord novelty artist who used to post shitty music to Consumption Junction under the name “M.C. Hawking” (which was basically “rap” done with a speech synthesizer done up to sound like Dr. Hawking, including such titles as “Fuck the Creationists”) and I think to myself, “damn, that was problematic.” And then sometimes I remember that he was in the Epstein files and I wonder if that might have actually been him posting those low-quality MP3s.

What if there was tony hawking and he did tricks over people with dwarfism trying to write on a chalkboard