You take it for granted but one day you will wake up and you will have no more shit to post
You know what a shit-barometer is Bubs? It measures the shit pressure in the air - you can feel it. Listen, Bubs, you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit.To not have a backup shit storage, this is the sixty-ninth type of liberalism

Look hun. You shit preppers think you will survive the shitocalypse with ur cans of backup shit but when the bandits come and they will come they will be taking those cans
I will try to buy. My one is fine - the alt-right and small, my entire digital-aged-ass hydrozarromaniac.
Should we not be flushing anymore to also conserve water? The massive shit I had yesterday took two flushes.
You flush your shit??? DO YOU KNOW HOW WASTEFUL THAT IS???
N-no?
Sibling, i have more shit than one could post in an entire lifetime. Borrow some of mine and stop looking at doomer sanitation Twitter
They say the top 1% of shitters own 99% of the shit. I will borrow nothing from the poopgeoisie
I started out with nothing but a small loan of shit from my dad. I ate terribly every day just to keep my shit levels up. On my own. You just lack the hustle grindset needed to be a top shit holder









