I want to expedite my progression to the agricultural revolution so gonna pull the trigger on the:
• saw: animal pens, plow, later shelter
• tarp: early shelter, water purifier top + inner container, waterproofing
• pot: boil saltwater, cooking food (avoids disease, improves digestion)
• knife: hunting, defense, incorporate into larger traps
Notes: fire can be made with dry wood, rope can be made from twisting local fibers, hiking boots will last maximum a few years (not a long-term solution), iPod’s battery lasts a few days, first-aid kit is a good runner-up especially depending on local flora/fauna, two blades (saw and knife) might sound redundant but it fast-forwards our tools into the metal ages which will help us develop agriculture way faster, fishing can be accomplished with nets made from local fibers and chum from leftover animal carcasses, a flare is practically invisible to commercial aircraft and finite, better to place several massive HELP signs on the beaches using stones or any pigment, raft and compass: you’ll capsize on the waves if the island is far enough to be deserted, suncreen is too finite: just have melanin or stick to shaded regions during high sun, mirror: there are more efficient ways to start a fire.
4 ipods. Eventually someone will come to steal them and I’ll be able to just follow them back to civilization.
5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, iPod.
Fool. One day you’ll be asking yourself why didn’t you just get 5 more ounces of weed.
20 ounces of weed
Tent, rope, saw, OP’s mom.
What do you need my mom for 😭
Better than a volleyball.
Someone has to do the cooking.
Knife for sure. Everything else is luxury.
First aid kit as it’ll be needed eventually.
Water filter. Having the shits can kill you.
Tarp. Excellent cover and rain collector.
Raft, flare gun, water purifier, tarp.
I’m gettin off this bish. No smoke monster eating me today
20 ounces of weed
Tent hammock knife fishing rod. That covers food and shelter, I can get water in a few ways, and with the knife I can make a bow drill for fire.
Just the hunting rifle
Joke’s on you! No bullets.
Damn, now I’ll have to wander until I die of heatstroke
what about water? and how are you gonna butcher your game?
The rifle is all I need to escape the desert.
Walked right into that.
first aid, hammock, knife, hiking boots
Tarp, knife, rope and
hiking boots, tent, knife, first aid kit
(or flare instead of first aid; depends on how remote i am. if there should be shipping routes somewhat nearby, it may be a flare.)
flare would depend if I want to leave (I don’t)
15 ounces of weed and matches
20 ounces will do
