Our stock isn’t increasing in value at all! I should have never trusted a bunch of commies with my investment dort, now I’m ruined! How are you going to fix this? Hmm?
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Fire the bottom 5% of posters and give me a promotion
Yeah based on that kind of actions im gonna have to short my OWL stocks.
Hear that broker?
Short OWLNo no, check out this extremely contrived graph that clearly shows they can only go up
But owl you were doing insider trading, how’d you screw that up?
We just released an NFT of the famous hexagonal bear that’s sure to go up in value, and if you order now we’ll throw in a set of extremely sharp kitchen knifes (in NFT form).
more dip for me to buy, we’re winning the space race by being the first to put bears on the moon
Reported for FUD
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
D is for dorty hands dorty feet and mud down here in the CPC
I’mma buy the dip, enjoy being poor
